Reel in the compliments, forget the cod.
The infamous “short beanie” — beloved by smug coffee snobs and perfected by style minimalists on Brooklyn streets. Ribbed, cuffed, and always intentional.
Benefits & Features
- Finished with premium embroidery — your crown deserves the royal treatment
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100% acrylic — aka soft, warm, and blessedly itch-free (sorry, wool)
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Sleek modern fit
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One size fits most heads
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Ribbed + cuffed for maximum street chic
⚡ Special Note on Beanies
These babies are embroidered to order, so they take a little longer (about 2 weeks). Think of it as your winter crown in the making.
One planet. One you. One snarky staple at a time. Your gear is made just for you—because you're not generic, and neither are we. It takes about a week, up to 2 weeks for embroidered hats, and then boom: tracking in your inbox.
