Warning: Strangers Will Try to Boop Your Pom.
Ridiculously cozy and impossible to ignore. Finished with premium embroidery, this beanie keeps you warm while daring people to resist the urge to boop the pom. Wear it proudly — you’re carrying the punctuation mark of winter fashion on your head.
Benefits & Features
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Finished with premium embroidery — your crown deserves the royal treatment
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100% acrylic — aka soft, warm, and blessedly itch-free (sorry, wool)
- Classic stripes with extra flair
- Two-tone pom guaranteed to cause unsolicited compliments (and boops)
- One size fits most noggins (even the stubborn ones)
⚡ Special Note on Beanies
These babies are embroidered to order, so they take a little longer (about 2 weeks). Think of it as your winter crown in the making.
One planet. One you. One snarky staple at a time. Your gear is made just for you—because you're not generic, and neither are we. It takes about a week, and then boom: tracking in your inbox.
