Shipping policy

We don’t do warehouse dust. Every Bitches & Bastards tee is made to order — fresh off the press, just for you.

Estimated delivery times:
🇺🇸 10–14 business days (up to 7 to make it + 3–7 to ship it)
🇨🇦 14–21 business days (up to 7 to make it + 7–14 to ship it)
🌍 14–28 business days (up to 7 to make it + 7–21 to ship it — and yeah, customs can be a diva)

💸 Free shipping on orders $75+ applies to U.S. orders only. (Because it does. Let’s not spiral.)

💰 International customers: Customs may apply fees or taxes — we don’t control that part (we’re snark specialists, not global economists).

🚀 “So sit tight, grab a snack, and track your package like Ellie tracking crumbs under the table. Your new favorite tee is on the move.”