It’s in Your DNA to Slay
Face it: you peaked early. While other babies were drooling on rattles, you ran the nursery like a tiny CEO. This tee is your victory lap — retro vibes with a modern twist, for people who’ve been extra since ultrasounds.
Benefits & Features:
- Super-soft cotton — smoother than your best pickup line
- Holds shape better than your ex’s excuses
- Breathable — look chill while stirring drama
- Fade + pill proof (unlike your patience)
- Lightweight for layers, bold enough solo
- Slim fit = effortless vibe
- Side-seamed for a real fit, not a boxy mess
- Durable stitching tougher than your group chat
- Pre-shrunk — no laundry roulette
One planet. One you. One tee at a time. Your tee is made just for you—because you’re not generic, and neither are we. It takes about a week, and then boom: tracking in your inbox.
