It’s Not a Phase, It’s a Pattern
At this point, just lean in—you’re a certified freak magnet. This v-neck is soft, flattering, and destined to attract every sideshow act in a five-mile radius. Good news? You’ll be the best-dressed thing under the tent.
🚨 Chonk alert: Ellie the Lab says these run small and approves sizing up (unless you’re into shrink-wrap chic).
Benefits & Features:
• Super soft 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/polyester blend
• Holds shape after actual living (and laundry)
• Breathable fabric that keeps its cool
• Slim fit that flatters without the squeeze
• Side-seamed for structure (take notes, Jenga)
• Set-in, coverstitched v-neck = polished without the fuss
• Durable stitching, because trends fade but sass doesn’t
• Pre-shrunk so no surprise shrinkage
One planet. One you. One tee at a time. Your tee is made just for you—because you’re not generic, and neither are we. Give us about a week, and then BOOM: tracking in your inbox.
